Things That Don’t Happen to Thin People

10. Thin people don't stand in line for two hours at Six Flags and then realize that their ARSE doesn't fit in the roller coaster seat.
9. Thin people don't worry about having to get a seat belt extender on the airplane.
8. Thin people don't find that their butt has escaped between the slats in the lawn chair and is now scraping the ground.
7. Thin people don't have to worry about getting out of the tanning bed to find that three inches on each side of their body didn't get any "sun".
6. Thin people don't have to mentally calculate whether the elevator can take them on in addition to the others already aboard.
5. Thin people don't end up on America's Funniest Videos in some kind of porch swing or above-ground pool incident.
4. Thin people can usually para-sail without fear of overloading a boat motor.
3. Thin people can drive a Cooper Mini.
2. Thin people don't usually get snickered at in Cycling Gear.
1. Thin people can order a double Whopper without so much as a raised eyebrow from the Burger King staff.

Just thought I'd share about some of the things in life that thin people miss out on. It's a wonder they have any fun at all...